Dr. Gonzo: Let's give the boy a lift.

Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.

There's one thing you should probably understand... *Can you hear me?* Good. I want you to have all the background. This is a very ominous assignment, with overtones of extreme personal danger. I'm a Doctor of Journalism! This is important, goddammit! This is a fucking true story!